30 Days of Sherlock — Day 25 — Favourite Sherlock actor

(Old Spice - The Benedict Cumberbatch Edition)

Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he started talking like a jaguar in a cello, he could sound like he’s me. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re in the 80’s stanning Mark Gatiss with the man your man could sound like. What’s in your hand? Back at me. It’s that riding crop with those skin tight jeans you love. Look again. The riding crop is now a plastic lamb. Anything is possible when Cumberbatch is the reason you have a damn good shag.
I have a moustache.